Madoff Demands His Money

That's right Dear Old Bernie gives new meaning to the phrase alot of nerve. In recent court filings the "King of the Scams" demands he gets to keep 62 million of his hard earned , or better said stolen cash. Bernie says screw my victims I want my money!. He now claims his apartment, 45 million in municipal bonds and 17 million dollars his wife has in the bank. By the way ten million of his wife's loot was pulled from Madoff's trading accounts the day before he was arrested. Madoff's latest demands not only proves his lack of remorse but also raises his despicable behavior to new heights. While many of his victims are selling their homes and living on food stamps Bernie says I want to be rich forever!

US. Government's Secret Plan to End Happiness.

In a secret plan to make sure every American has no chance of ever forgetting about the recession Federal, State and local governments have decided to take all fun out of life. New and increased taxes on everything from movie tickets to Ipod downloads and yes even non-diet Coke and Pepsi are just the beginning in a series of sin taxes and plenty more. It's the old bait and switch, sure we will give you a whopping 13 dollars more a week in your paycheck, if you have one! However, we are going to raise taxes on everything else. Especially the things you really want and maybe need! No more , drowning your sorrows in a beer with a friend, those massages you loved gone, porno don't even think about it. Gasoline, of course and there is even a proposal to tax the miles you drive. Also be sure not to turn on that TV because new taxes are coming to cable and anything you buy or download from the Internet. Are you beginning to get the picture , there will be no distractions stayed focused on your problems and leave the recession to us. Don't worry about the ear marks, the pork and whoopee let's give AIG another 30 billion dollars today!

Notorious NY Nightlife Killer Gets New Prison Digs!

Party Monster and Club Kid King Michael Alig has been moved from his maximum-security prison in upstate New York to a more cushy correctional facility near Lake George.In the 90's Michael Alig was the "King of New York Nightlife." As the leader of the of outrageous Club Kids his parties were the hottest ticket in town. In 1996 his drug abuse and over indulgence caught up to him and Alig was sentenced to 10-20 years for the brutal murder of drug dealer Andre "Angel" Melendez. Alig and his partner in crime Robert "Freeze" Riggs beat Angel to death, chopped up his body and dumped it in the Hudson river. How nice! It's been no party for Alig in prison he was placed in solitary confinement after being caught with heroin and also spent some days in the psycho ward, which is where really belongs. NY nightlife writer Steve Lewis visited Alig at his new digs. "He's doing better," Lewis tells Page Six. "He's getting to be more involved with the general prison population. He's alert, he's dynamic, he's even become a very good painter. Obviously, he still hasn't fully reconciled the fact that he committed a brutal murder. But he definitely feels an obligation to make amends." Maybe an extra grand Ecstasy party in poor Angel's honor would do the trick.