I Feel So much Safer Now!

Phelps Bong toke sparks arrests!
In a daring and dangerous raid law enforcement hit the home where America's Swimming Superstar locked lips with the now famous bong! As the world is collapsing, this is what America's finest choose to focus on! Now we know why Bernie Madoff got away with it for so long!
http://www.nypost.com/seven/02102009/news/nationalnews/eight_arrested_in_phelps_pot_bust_154430.htm