Stanford Ponzi Execs Just Lying Christians!

It's seems two of the top tier players in the mini Madoff, Stanford Ponzi scheme were devote Christians who praised Jesus daily but in the end their true devotion was to the "Almighty Dollar!" Recent details form the SEC investigation indicated that Stanford executives James Davis and the company's Chief Investment Officer Laura Pendergest-Holt were key players in the latest house of cards to fall. All along both presented an image of squeaky clean all Americans , who quoted the Bible and started corporate meetings with a prayer. In truth those prayers were for no one to catch them at their sinful ways! With Madoff preying on Jewish charities and Stanford beating the Evangelical drum that's two out of three. Up next, maniacal Muslims quote the Koran and pocket the cash!. Who would have thought religion had so much to do with money. Right!

Rihanna Back With Beater Chris Brown!

Published reports say Woman Beater/Rapper Chris Brown has stepped back under the 21 year old's umbrella. They're together again. They care for each other," a source told People magazine. It's amazing what some cooing and a few jewels can do!. However in most cases history repeats itself, remember Nicole Brown Simpson she always returned to the king of serial beaters OJ Simpson! Brown apparently has thought long and hard about his transgression and wants to show his love for the pop star!. We doubt it's true remorse and just attempt by Brown to fix his now decimated music career!. It seems in the rap world its OK to beat your girl as long as they come back!

American Express is Handing Out Cash!

In a new twist to the financial crisis your friends , or enemies at American Express want to pay you to go away. Just pay off your account and they will be happy to close it and pay you a paltry $300.00. Nice , this mega credit card company is just trying the old bait and switch, and playing on peoples desperate need for cash. Oh yea, just one hitch they also require you forfeit all your hard earned points!. Plus another tidbit to warm your heart. American Express, or some now say American Ripoff, will now cut off your card if you exceed your normal monthly spending average! So think twice before your just whip out that green, gold or platinum card

Loopy Lohan Needs Trip to Looney Bin!

America's most published non working actress is due for another trip to the Looney Bin. Or at least a series of anger management workshops. Not a day goes by without news of the emaciated "it girl" seeing red and butting heads or bottoms with gal pal and on and off lover Samantha Ronson. The irrate "Love Bug" star was last caught battling with Ronson at Oseary's. Lindsay it's time to chill or better yet disappear. America is over you and your next career move should be as a challenger at an Ultimate Fighting Match.

Octomom Gravy Train Rolls On!

Morning show GMA , which is starting to stand for "Got Money Always" added to the money spent on the Octomom saga this morning. Featuring an Exclusive interview with a man who foolishly claimed he was the father of the camera drawing newborns. Dennis Beaudoin, said he is playing it straight when he says he the father of eight but wait till he gets his first child support bill. Ouch! , if true no matter what size payoff he received for spilling his story he is in for a world of pain! As For Mommy dearest she told Us weekly that he is not the father. Were sure Suleman is hoping for a more lucrative mystery dad. Could that magic sperm belong to a super millionaire? Just give Octo time something will pop out!

Madoff Missed Every Trade

Did dear Bernie have the perfect investment strategy after all? Seems Madoff hasn't purchased any securities for his clients in the past 13 years. If all brokers practiced that policy and just kept the money locked away we would all be better off today. No loss no gain, but at least you would have what you started with. Problem with Bernie though , he didn't keep it he spent it! Plus now it seems that his brother and sons may have spent some too. Reports today indicated it was a "Family Affair" and everyone may have been in on the take. Surprising yes?

Shocking Photo of Rihanna after Chris Brown Beating

This shocking photo of the Rihanna was obtained by TMZ.
What was reported as a slap, seems to be much more.
Chris needs to do more than apologize, he needs to go to jail!. Chris may have some company too! LAPD says anyone involoved in the leaking of the photo will suffer possible termination and other actions.

Trump Continues to Clone Himself!

Donald Trump's son Donald Trump Jr. has named his new baby boy Donald Trump Jr III. Who would have guessed! I know it's too original but it guarantees that the Donald will live on long after he is gone, just like his hair. The new Trump trifecta can look foward to continued over indulgence and more bankruptcy filings.

Bernie Madoff Finally Starts to Sing!

This may not be the only singing the "King of the Scams" is doing.
Rumors rage that good old Bernie is now singing to the Feds. Expect more heads to roll and his own 2 sons could be next on the chopping block!

Sarah Palin's Daughter tell Mom It's Time to Get Real!

Bristol Palin, daughter of former Republican VP nominee , Sarah Palin , says she believes in abstinence but it's not realistic in today's world not even in Alaska!. Obviously, Bristol since your a teen mom. Were sure Grandma Palin was none to happy with Bristol's comment and quickly went out and cut the head off a deer!

Tabloid Mega Week!

The media had a Tabloid party last week with three juicy stories to serve up to the ever hungry public feeding frenzy . First Octomom continued to push, push, push with a new website begging for cash and a new agent to squeeze a little more juice from the now famous OctoPussy. Then the Brits offered us a bone with a 13 year old boy who fathered a baby boy! Adding a little more tempest to the teapot 2 more British lads stepped up and claimed they were in fact the baby boy's dad. I ask you , where was the young mother's Mum when all this fertility was going on ? To top , or better said bottom feed the week off former Elliott Spritzer call girl Ashley Dupree became a fashion icon walking the runways at New York's fashion week. This Week Donald Trump clones himself!

Bill Clinton says, Don't Point that Finger at Me!

I can do no wrong , Former President Bill Clinton takes major offensive to be included in Time Magazine's "25 people to blame" for the financial crisis list. Right , letting the dogs out on derivative credit swaps and pressuring banks to make loans for low income housing had nothing to do with it. Clinton's state of denial brings back memories of Monica Lewinsky and the famous " I didn't have sexual relations with that woman " speech. Were sorry to say that wasn't true either your Highness and that yes , even you Mr. Bill deserve the blame.

Obama , Octomom Connection?

Octomom Nadya Suleman's Public Relations firm has cut the cord with America's favorite baby machine after a series of death threats. Not to worry Octopussy has already signed with agent Wes Yoder, the same man who arranged book and music deals for the McCaughey septuplets a decade ago and publicity for controversial pastor Rick Warren. The pastor created quite a stir when he appeared at the Obama Inaugural love fest earlier this year! Can we expect Nadya to be a guest speaker at the next Obama Be-In, you never know but it's safe to say Octomom will continue to push , push , push.

Pork Patrol!

Oink Oink they are at it again. One nice chunk of the stimulus package is a 8 Billion dollar handout for high speed rail projects. Senator Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) , loves that!. One of his pet pork projects is a high speed line between Disney Land in Anaheim , Ca. and Las Vegas , Nevada. That's just what we need now, a quick 3 hour ride where our children can be programmed for future commercialization and Mom and Dad can lose all their Stimulus money in Vegas. Thanks Harry, and Right Back at You!

For Obvious Reasons!

Heidi Fleiss Goes Green!

Go Green may have finally "Jumped the Shark" as The former Hollywood Madam hangs up her bed sheets and announces her new desire to create an Alternative Energy product! Is a wind powered vibraitor up her, uh sleeve? "I don't want to work so hard. ... and deal with all the nonsense in the sex business," Fleiss told the Las Vegas Review-Journal.
Fleiss always one to follow the money says Green is the way to go, "That's where the money is," she said. "That's the wave of the future." Now with Heidi Ho on board Green has gone Gross!

Octomom Wants Your Cash!

Nadya Suleman , America's very own baby machine , says now it's time for you to pay up!
After she and her family cashed in on the media gravy train , Miss Octomom has set-up her own website! Mixed in with cute, exploitative pictures of the newborns is an over sized Donate button...credit card selects and all. Can't wait to see what she has planned for Mother's Day!
http://www.thenadyasulemanfamily.com/

Fox News Producer Busted!

A Producer with FNC has been arrested for possesion of Child Pornography for second time!. Can you say background check!

http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/fnc/fnc_producer_aaron_bruns_arrested_108291.asp

I Feel So much Safer Now!

Phelps Bong toke sparks arrests!
In a daring and dangerous raid law enforcement hit the home where America's Swimming Superstar locked lips with the now famous bong! As the world is collapsing, this is what America's finest choose to focus on! Now we know why Bernie Madoff got away with it for so long!
http://www.nypost.com/seven/02102009/news/nationalnews/eight_arrested_in_phelps_pot_bust_154430.htm

Hard Choices for Pot Head's

2 new studies present quite an interesting problem for marijuana smokers. One oddly suggests its use may prevent lung cancer tumor growth, Great! Yet on a more negative note , a second indicates it may increase your chances for testicular cancer, Ouch!. Predictably most smokers will take a puff and think about it!http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/04/070417193338.htm
http://rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/cnn_topstories/~3/b0gsCkdSCgs/index.html

AS DEEP THROAT SAID "FOLLOW THE MONEY".

GMA finds a new way not to pay for interviews as Octomom continues to ring the register!

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jossip/~3/7QD_x_23jsc/

WHERE DID I GO WRONG!

American kids play video games while Chinese nine year old builds them!

http://videogames.yahoo.com/feature/nine-year-old-writes-hit-iphone-app/1287368

ONLY IN THE BIG EASY!

In what's shaping up to be a "head to head" Senate race, Republican David Vitter of Louisiana is being challenged by former porn star Stormy Daniels! "Politics can't be any dirtier of a job than the one I am already in and I always up for a good fight". You bet Stormy!
As for Senator Vitter he is used to dirty business, Vitter is famous for his link to the "D.C. Madam" http://rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/cnn_topstories/~3/QXIpwhfIODM/index.html

Ann Coulter Under Investigation!

America's most scary conservative is on the hot seat and as always Ann is loving every minute of it! Here at "Digbone" we wish she was underground not just under investigation, but unfortunately Dear Dark Ann will continue to hack away at humanity!
http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gawker/full/~3/x-4-Lo3ePig/ann-coulter-under-investigation-for-vote-fraud

Christian Bale is at it Again !

Young boy tries to defend himself from Christian Bale's latest Tirade!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70r-Ca8wcVg

Was it all Just Good PR!

Report says Noah's Story all Washed Up!
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/02/090206-smaller-noah-flood.html?source=rss

Octomom is Looney Tunes

Tell me Something I Don't Know!

http://www.nypost.com/seven/02072009/news/nationalnews/loony_octomom_153939.htm?page=2

Remember To Eat your Vegetables!

Peta finally does Something Right!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wDE9XpmDHE

The Ecomony is Whipping Everyone's Ass!

Dominatrix finds way to beat the Recession!
http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2009/02/07/2009-02-07_as_economy_takes_a_hit_women_become_domi.html

Bill O'Reilly Does Battle Again!

This Guy makes Christian Bale Look like a Wimp!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8IP5rEVVJk

Jessica Simpson this weeks Punching Bag!

The Former Chicken of the Sea Girl , Bloats up and Breaks Down!
http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/61983463

Perez Hilton is Over Done!

Can we please do away with this bloated over done Bitch!

But can we really blame him for being so vanilla nasty! If you had to look in the mirror every morning and see that face what would you be like! His blog is not even good mean! Just filled with meaning less ramblings from an uninformed true outsider! So God, 2 Big wishes for tomorrow! I wake up and hit that mega millions lottery or Perez Hilton is no more!

http://perezhilton.com/

NBC GIVES MOM LIFETIME SUPPLY OF DIAPERS?

Curry Gets Octoplet Mom Exclusive
NBC's Ann Curry has gotten the first interview with Nadya Suleman, the woman who gave birth to octuplets last week.

We're told the interview has just wrapped up in California. Insiders would not tell us where, exactly, or if the babies are included in the interview. An air date is not yet known. But the interview will appear on the Today show and on Dateline. And for those wondering: "No money has exchanged hands," says an NBC News spokesperson. At least not yet. Networks do often pay licensing fees for photos or other materials. And if this is going to be a story on Dateline, you can expect more than just an interview with the mother.

Kelloggs gets Frosty with Phelps

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090206/ap_on_sp_ot/phelps_kellogg

If Woody says it , it must be true!

Watch the actor and the World go up in smoke!Charlie Frost - ThisIsTheEnd.com

Pigs are at it again! Oink Oink

Bailed Out Bank of America Spent Close To $10 Million On Super Bowl Parties, Sponsorships: ABC 8:08pm

Sex terrorist's strike Superbowl! Thank God!

Porn clip interrupts Super Bowl broadcast in TusconSome viewers of Super Bowl XLIII in the Tucson area witnessed about 10 seconds of porn during last night's game.

KVOA TV in Tucson released a statement saying that the only viewers who were able to see the material were those who receive the channel through Comcast cable. The station said it will investigate the incident.

"When the NBC feed of the Super Bowl was transmitted from KVOA to local cable providers and through over-the-air antennas, there was no pornographic material," KVOA president and general manager Gary Nielsen said in a statement."KVOA will continue to investigate what happened to our clean signal and make sure our viewers get answers."

Madoff!! No expectation of Justice!

Instead of slapping Madoff with jail time Judges chose wife!

www.nypost.com/seven/02022009/news/nationalnews/madoffs_judge_hit_wife__cops_153161.htm

Have a smile,Please!

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It's all in the family, for sure!

I'M NOT MADOFF
UNLESS you're Bernie Madoff and living under house arrest in a luxurious penthouse, it's not easy being a Madoff these days. That's why some family members are considering changing the last names of Bernie's grandkids, who go to one of the more prestigious prep schools uptown, sources say. There is also buzz that Deborah Madoff, wife of the alleged Ponzi scammer's son, Andrew, didn't move fast enough when she filed for divorce the day before the scheme collapsed. "Whatever she negotiates in a divorce settlement, she won't be able to collect," said one insider. "She'll be treated like all the other creditors." Lawyers for Andrew, Deborah and Bernie had no comment.

T-Boone Teriffic

RIGHT , NOW THAT HE HAS MADE HIS BILLIONS IN OIL ,
IT'S TIME FOR CHANGE!
BIO
Stimulus and Energy
T. Boone Pickens, 01.28.2009
We have the capacity to reduce our dependence on foreign oil by 50% overall and reduce to zero the amount of oil we import from the Middle East, Africa and Venezuela. We don't have to be at the mercy of OPEC.